Jesse Lawson

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Jan 1, 0001 - Sites & Tools

Monty Python Lorem Ipsum Generator

… And Doctor Who, Futurama, and more! Check out this fun tool next time you’re looking for some dummy content. Want an example?

Here’s Monty Python:

We want a shrubbery!!

How do you know she is a witch? It’s only a model. I have to push the pram a lot. What do you mean? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

Why do you think that she is a witch? And the hat. She’s a witch! I have to push the pram a lot. On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. The nose?

  • Now, look here, my good man.
  • Well, she turned me into a newt.

We want a shrubbery!!

Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Did you dress her up like this? I’m not a witch. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt? What do you mean?

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! I’m not a witch. We found them. Well, we did do the nose. Look, my liege!

  1. A newt?
  2. On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place.
  3. Where’d you get the coconuts?
Bridgekeeper

We found them. You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! It’s only a model.

Here’s Dexter:

Go Your Own Way

Hello, Dexter Morgan. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Makes me a … scientist. You’re a killer. I catch killers.

Si se puede

I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Cops, another community I’m not part of. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

  • I’m really more an apartment person.
  • I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.
  • You’re a killer. I catch killers.
  • Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.
  • Cops, another community I’m not part of.

Hello Bandit

I’m partial to air conditioning. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. This man is a knight in shining armor. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

Love American Style

Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. God created pudding, and then he rested. Tell him time is of the essence. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I’m really more an apartment person.

  1. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.
  2. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be.
  3. Hello, Dexter Morgan.
  4. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.
  5. You’re a killer. I catch killers.
Crocodile

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. I’m really more an apartment person. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Only you could make those words cute.